Posted by
Michael
on 8/6/02
10:03pm. Haven't
heard from Jim on tonight's meeting yet, but his
wife
Dreama
has finished a new song about New Rome! Here
it is...
NEW ROME VILLAGE CROOKED WAY
As sung to
the tune of Harper Valley P.T.A. by Tom T. Hall
I want to tell
you all a story ‘bout a little village called New
Rome
Who had a reputation
of corruption and a traffic ticket zone
Well, Jim Bussey
drove through one afternoon and didn’t even see
the sign
He didn’t know
what hit him when he heard the NRPD siren whine
Well, the cop
said Mr. Bussey you’re driving well over 35
We’ve reported
you’ve been speeding to the DMV and now you’ll pay
the fine
And we don’t
believe the signage here is something that New Rome
should discuss
We are only
3 blocks long and Ohio laws do not apply to us
Well, it happened
that the council was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were
sure surprised when Mr. Bussey wore his
New Rome Sucks shirt ‘to the room
And as he walked
up to the mayor I can still recall the words he
had to say
He said, “I’m
here to help you make this little New Rome nuisance
go away.”
Well, there’s
Robin Spangler sittin’ there defending New Rome’s
credit till the end
Richard Plants
doesn’t say much but will always stick behind his
cousin
And Mr. Beagle
can you tell us why the former court clerk had to
leave this town?
And shouldn’t
Roger Kerr be told to sign his tickets Lieutenant Bozo
the Clown?
Chief Cunningham
couldn’t be here ‘cause he put a whole 4 hours in
again
And if you
ask Nancy Chapman’s sister you’ll find she’s the ex-mayor’s
next of kin
And then you
have the nerve to charge me for a bogus crime that
I did not commit
Well, this
is just 3 blocks of wasted space and I’m the one who’s
gettin’ rid of it
Now New Rome
is getting nervous ‘cause we’re doing an extensive
exposé
The day Jim
Bussey socked it to the New Rome Village crooked way
The day Jim
Bussey socked it to the New Rome Village crooked way