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Posted by Jim on 5/11/02

12:36pm - An article from The Dispatch:

Article - RULES OF THE ROAD MAY HELP YOU BEAT A SPEEDING TICKET

This article doesn't apply to New Rome.  The law was obviously in my favor and the law didn't work.

OPOC sent us another limerick.
 
 
 
 


 

"A Limerick for New Rome- Part Two" 
by OPOC (One Pissed-Off Chick) 

There once was a town called New Rome 
Three tenths of a mile it's home 
When I think of this spot, 
The road Nazi's they've got 
I'm so pissed, from the mouth I spew foam! 

This town is a speck on the map 
It's function: corrupt traffic trap 
That small ugly blurb 
No sidewalk, no curb 
It's concept of justice is crap 

It's purpose remains a big hoax 
The council are some red-necked folks 
They ticket with ease 
And add extra fees 
Your money from you they will coax 

No business can make it nearby 
Their customers won't even try 
To get through this town 
Where the chief is a clown 
It makes them so sad that they sigh 

New Rome has been busted before 
So it's time they were kicked out the door 
How can this small village 
Continue to pillage 
And remain such a useless eyesore?

Each year over 300 grand ??!! 
It's time that we all took a stand 
Can't balance their books 
Cause two clerks were both crooks 
Some money they kept in their hand 

The cops spend the rest of the cash 
On their radars and lights that they flash 
Their pockets they fill... 
These pigs in their swill... 
While the whole time the town looks like trash 

You'd think that with all of this green 
Round-the-clock the police would be seen 
But if there's any crime 
Or it's past their bed time 
Franklin County gets called to the scene! 

Jim Petro just finished his audit 
It's time that New Rome finally got it 
The problems would solve 
If New Rome would dissolve 
If that happened, we all would applaud it 

We'd only need two Tonka trucks 
To remove the "courthouse" of these f**ks 
The trailer we'd load 
And ship down the road 
And the whole time we'll chant "New Rome SUCKS!" 
 

 

OPOC rocks!



Posted by Jim on 5/10/02

A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY out to Shana and Laura!!


And I thought having N'Sync being in it was bad enough!




Posted by Jim on 5/9/02

1:26pm - Well big story is the front page of The Columbus Dispatch.

Article - Erase New Rome, Petro says

Great article.  I'm glad Steve Stephens is back writing about New Rome.

On another note I had an interview with Radio U 88.7FM today at 7:30am.  It was very good.  I will be making it into a sound file for all to listen to.

I can't wait till the next meeting.  I'm going to see if I can stir things up a little bit.



Posted by Jim on 5/8/02

7:18pm - A picture sent in to us:

Jim says:

Too funny!

2:25pm - Well the report says what we all know.  New Rome needs to be dissolved!  Go figure.  No big News Flash there.  Lets see if anyone in the State tries to do something now.

1:24pm - Where we have all been waiting for!  I haven't even read it yet.  It is in PDF in case you don't have Adobe Acrobat Reader.

New Rome Audit 2002



12:36pm - The meeting wasn't all that interesting.  Jim Petro wasn't there as was expected to be and his report is being released today.  There was the usual bickering.  Jamie tried to replace one of the council members who has never been to a meeting and of course the old school council was fighting him on it.  The old council requested that the solicitor hire a Federal Investigator to go after Jamie on election fraud.  They just don't get it.

Ed Anthony hinted that Petro would give them a "public spanking."  I can't wait to see it.



Posted by Jim on 5/7/02

4:09pm - WBNS has a little about the auditor visiting New Rome:

WBNS Article - New Rome gets a visit from the state auditor

I think the only way New Rome can take any steps forward is to dissolve.  The following is an article about Valleyview:
 
 

The Columbus Dispatch Article - Valleyview Village Council puts off hearing on police chief

This is refreshing.  People who actually step forward to control their town!  If the people in New Rome would do this we could all rest easy.
 

2:19pm - New Rome Council meeting tonight at 6pm!  The auditor will be there to deliver his report.  Hope to see you there!



Posted by Jim on 5/6/02

11:03am - Back from a fun filled weekend!  The Plain Dealer had the article about New Rome on Friday though they messed the URL up.

Article - Ticket Town

Very good article!  Michael did a great job of it!



Posted by Jim on 4/30/02

12:19pm - Fun article from MSNBC about New Rome.

Article - Local Village Could Go Away

If they are gone before our next march I wouldn't be disappointed.  We could have a celebration then!

Speaking of march!  As of now the next march will be Saturday August 17th at noon.



Posted by Jim on 4/29/02

Jim,
Hello, I am a former New Rome Police Officer I worked for New Rome for two years.
I just want to express some concerns that I have, for instance we were and they are not terrorists in any way shape or form (Websters NewWorld Dictionary).
I'm not going to slam your web site because it's your right too give your opinion.  But you here all of these alleged horror stories and "Tales of Woe" about supposed victims being "Harrassed" and "Intimidated".
Well if you review titles 45 through 49 of the Ohio Revised Code it will tell you what we can and cannot (as Police Officers) do.  When I worked there we worked by the law enforcing state and village laws primarily traffic.
If the people who had received traffic citations for example: No head lights on, plates belonging to another vehicle or driving on suspended license and other motor vehicle infractions would just have corrected the matter to begin with, they wouldn't have received a citation.
They have never while I was an Officer there practice "Random stops" but did "Random Runs" which IS ENCOURAGED by the State of Ohio and the dept. of motor vehicles and is UPHELD by the State of Ohio Constitution.
New Rome is not the only agency that participates in that particular aspect of traffic enforcement, Ohio State Patrol, Columbus Police Department and agencies as well.
The Officers who work there now and worked there then were good Officers.  We are not illeterate or corrupt.  I cannot speak for the people and clerks who have served before me in the past.
Thank you for your time.

Jeff

Jim says:

I hear what you are saying Jeff and I agree with most of it.  The titles, for instance, may say what a Police Officers can and cannot do but that doesn't mean they don't break them.  Who is going to punish them if they do?  Most people don't know what cops can and can't do.  They are put in a position of trust and authority.  Most people don't know what to do when that is abused and they are afraid to confront them about it.  You just don't go up to a king and tell him you think he's doing a bad job.  The fact is New Rome PD doesn't answer to anyone.  The State and County both said that all complaints are handled internally and Cunningham himself said that he disregards complaints called in.  He wants them delivered in writing in person.  You mention they handle primarily traffic.  Traffic is the only law New Rome enforces.  Anything more serious is handled by the Franklin County Sheriff.  This was also confirmed by them.

As for their "Random runs" I don't see sitting on the side of the road calling in as many plates as possible random.  You  can tell me until you're blue in the face how it's legal, but the Highway Patrol said it's a highly unusual practice.  True random would be you pull up behind a car and decide to run it.  And as for New Rome not being the only one I would   agree.  I'm sure other agencies do it all the time, but they also do OTHER police work such as murder, robbery, rape, and so on.  They don't patrol 3 block areas trying to find someone breaking any traffic law either.  What other police force do you know that has a 1 police to 14 residents ratio?  You don't find that high for such a small village?  You don't find anything wrong with them making up 95% of their budget through traffic enforcement?  That is $450,000 and they haven't used a red dime to improve the Village as the council admits itself.

I respect and admire that you are standing up for New Rome PD.  I'm sure you did know good officers who were your friends, but that doesn't stop the fact that they are doing wrong and they need to be stopped.  I had someone else mail me who was a former NR Officer and he said the whole problem is the Chief and Lt. Kerr.  Maybe that is true, but something have to be done if they want to continue to function as a Village.



Posted by Jim on 4/27/02

12:26pm - The most recent (April 29th) WestSide Messenger reports State Auditor Jim Petro office completed  the New Rome audit.  A private report will be given to the council and administration on April 29 and a public report will be given at the public meeting on May 7th at 6pm and Petro is expected to attend.  Sounds like fun!



Posted by Jim on 4/26/02

10:41pm - Check out the National Motorists Association Ohio website.

You will find a review of the book Ohio Traffic Tickets are for the Birds by Jonathan Wolk.  I may have to get a copy!

10:02pm - Ok we are back on track!  Now to share a fun picture from OPOC:


Squabbling at the New Rome Council Meeting

Funny stuff.



Posted by Jim on 4/25/02

9:55pm - If you sent me mail since Saturday please resend it because there is a good chance I didn't get it.  We just got mail services working again and should be back in full swing.

Feel free to test it by sending me an email!  jim@newromesucks.com



Posted by Jim on 4/23/02

6:23pm - I have a couple pictures sent in by George:


New Rome Police Chief Arrested by Franklin County Sheriffs


New Rome Traffic Light



5:28pm - Stories of our take down are greatly over exaggerated!  ha ha ha  Our host had some serious server problems the last few days.  Hopefully it won't happen again!  Sorry for the disruption.



Posted by Jim on 4/18/02

7:46pm - Another reader writes in -
 
 
 


 

"A Limerick for New Rome" 
by "OPOC"  (One Pissed-Off Chick) 

There once was a cop from New Rome 
Who called that small Hell-hole home 
Abusing his power 
Hour-by-hour 
He drove me to writing this poem 

I drove thru that s**t-hole in error 
I never expected such terror 
Old Barney was mean 
His favorite color was green 
I cringed when I saw him in my mirror 

He wrote me an outrageous ticket 
His nose was so big he could pick it 
He added some fees 
That made me say "Geez" 
"Up his a** is where he can go stick it" 

I went to the trailer to fight it 
A structure that really did "bite it" 
The clerk was a b***h 
Dressed in black, like a witch 
My receipt- she did not want to write it 

Their court has been called "Kangaroo" 
They most certainly treat us like poo 
To me they were rude 
Their manners were crude 
And they took all my money, too 
 

 

I did win just half of my battle 
To my friends I did certainly tattle 
Of their greed and corruption 
Along with the gumption 
Of the arrogance they constantly prattle 

The treatment I got wasn't fair 
But New Rome certainly doesn't care 
So, excited with glee 
I answered Jim's plea 
To come join him and demonstrate there 

With great joy, I joined up with the group 
The cops there are chickens in a coop 
I hoisted my sign 
My God, it felt fine 
To tell them they stink worse than poop 

A K-9 unit drove past at a crawl 
A Columbus cop, just in case of a brawl 
Right there, with his pup 
He gave me a "thumbs up" 
Not one person did he even have to haul 

I work for a large university 
Where we value, not fear, human diversity 
I've made it my quest 
Along with the rest 
To expose New Rome's crooked subversity 

New Rome has been run by some f**ks 
Who will soon find themselves down on their luck 
For their downfall I am praying 
So now my two favorite sayings 
Are "Go Bucks" and of course,  "New Rome SUCKS"

Jim says:

That is GREAT!  Thanks a lot OPOC!  Anymore poets out there?



Posted by Jim on 4/17/02

8:34pm - A reader wrote this about New Rome:

"A DESCENT INTO SUCKERY"

What have we here
In this tiny place?
A sad aberration
Or the devil's own face?
Too many dicks
Ever on prowl,
Making silly arrests
While the poor victims howl?
Good intentions gone sour,
Or a bunch of dumb clucks?
However you slice it
Old New Rome sucks.

Dear Jim:  Keep that howling machine crankin'.
                        Good luck,
                        John

Jim says:

Very nice!  Anyone else have any poems they would like to contribute?
 

10:16am - One of our readers brought this article to my attention:

Article - Kirkersville Village police chief stays on job, for now



According to the article Pete Beagle lost his job as part-time solicitor for Kirkersville.  I must say that I hope people start to realize that this guy is bad news.  One day no one will want him working for them because he is associated with New Rome.  That's can't be a good thing to put on your resume.
 
 

Article - AEP agrees to buy out entire town $20 million settlement reached in Gallia County plant dispute



We need to get one of the rich people in Columbus to buy up New Rome so Prairie Townships Fire Dept. can "practice" burning it down.  Wouldn't that be some fun?  I bet we could buy up New Rome for a lot less than 20 million too.



Posted by Jim on 4/15/02

10:15am - I have had several mails that Columbus Monthly has a nice article about New Rome.  I haven't got a copy yet, but am looking to once I find who sells it.

Editorial - 'DISPATCH' STORY MADE MOUNTAIN OF MOLEHILL

This editorial just mentions New Rome, but I thought it was funny.  They said "If there were 100 murders per year in New York, it would be a miracle; 100 per year in New Rome would be a disaster."

If there were a hundred murder in New Rome there wouldn't be a Village.  Hell they would be 40 people in the hole!  Though I'm sure the Police Dept could still make money.  They don't need any residents to collect fines.



Posted by Jim on 4/12/02

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6:16pm - A New Rome Cop writes in:

You People are the biggest bunch of losers in America.  To those Columbus Officers I have talked to who have written in to you people, I asked you this question, " How would Chief Jackson Feel about his officers bashing fellow law enforcement officers?  Well I guess he would not care since half of his officers are locked up for shooting their wives or being sued by the D.O.J.  And those "Deputies"  who work in the jail who constantly bad mouth New Rome, How would Karnes feel about that, oh wait, he wouldn't care either since his deputies run people off the road and hurt innocent people.  HMMM, New Rome does the highway patrols job in a miniature way, giving you people tickets, or they could just shoot you or run you off the road.  I think you cowards would pick the ticket huh.  Well Jimbo, I have to go, but I will see you when you break another traffic law and go into warrant, see you at work!
 
 


New Romes Finest

Jim says:

Something about this kind of mail make me laugh.  First thing is this: people across America hates New Rome.  I have   yet to see anyone try to defend them publicly.  When so many people dislike you what does that tell you?  Maybe you're the real losers.  New Rome does the highway patrols job in a miniature way?!?  You ARE insane!  I don't see a highway patrol car sitting every 1000 feet of any road in Ohio.  As for seeing me when I break another traffic law and go into warrant: don't hold your breath Barney.  I won't be driving in New Rome any time soon so I don't think I have to worry   about that.


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